"I’ve spatchcocked a heron, I’ve billtonged a swan,

I’ve jellied some grass snake, made beaver won ton:

With sugar and allspice I’ve jerked a fine Cock

And hidden a hot pocket here in my smock.

 

Try my battered starfish, which you won’t see often,

I dress it at table for fear it will soften.

It’s all spread before you, so take a big bite,

But be sure to leave room for sweet things tonight…"